Well, I'm sure it's no surprise to most of you that the letter I mailed yesterday contained a penny (for that sense of verisimilitude) and a teasing note. (I figure that, by now, Puppy has opened it, so I'm not ruining the surprise.)

Another letter went out in the mail today. Was it the key? Another teasing note? I'll let you know tomorrow.

The lock has been on for more than 48 hours now. I'm rather curious how long one CAN wear a padlock around one's balls before it begins to chafe.