E-mail

I enjoy getting to know prospective clients over email before they come in for a session. However, I do get a large quantity of emails that I consider to be insincere, from people who I believe have no intention to come see me, but want to live out part of their fantasy. These people are easily identified by their promises of large amounts of money ("I give you tribute of $10,500"), insistence on telling me their (very detailed and long) fantasies, or by asking me multitudes of very specific questions. Fantasies are complex, so several paragraphs are fine. Three pages are not.

So, how do you convince me that you're sincere? Do a bit of research before writing and only ask me questions about things that I don't specifically mention. Paraphrase. It's not necessary to tell me every little detail about your fantasy of being captured by Amazon women. Just give me the basics. Well, don't just write and say, "Pantyboy seeks nipple torture." Ummm... give me detailed basics. OK? And, please remember to not type in all capital letters.

A good email includes: your name, basic interests, if you're a submissive, switch and/or a masochist, and a question or two. Additionally, if you decide to come in and see me but don't have any questions, I love exchanging a few emails first to get a good idea of your interests before we meet.

I respond to most emails, but may not respond if:

• Your email accidentally gets into my junk mail folder. Please use an easily identifiable subject line like: session, session information, or Adriana.
• You ask me very detailed questions, and continue asking them even after I give you an answer.
• You ask for activities that I do not get into (strap on play, sex, brown showers).
  
  Pop quiz!
  
  1. Mistress Adriana enjoys getting three page long emails with highly detailed descriptions of fantasy acts. She especially enjoys getting these when there are pictures of your penis attached. (T or F)
  2. Mistress Adriana likes dark chocolate. (T or F)
  3. Since Adriana doesn't like very long emails, it must be OK to send her an email that only says, "You are beautiful. I want you to step on my balls." (T or F)
  4. Mistress Adriana is a dominatrix because she is a man-hating lesbian. (T or F) 5. Sometimes, Adriana gets busy and several days pass before she checks her email. (T or F)
  
  Answers:
  1. F 2. T 3. F 4. F 5. T